Cooperisms...brilliant...

Bobbisox | 13:11 Tue 17th Aug 2010 | ChatterBank

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I thought the man was a genius, so gawky and funny and he died where he loved being...on stage

1 . Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...'

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
'No, the steaks are too high.'

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7 . A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.

8. I went to a seafood disco last week.and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

odd question, but...

for 4get, lotty, shaney and all the other Nor'folk :)

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funnygirl

A man walked into the doctors, he said,
"I've hurt my arm in several places"
The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"

Bobbisox

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simple and funny funny, eh?

Dris

Chic Murray was unique -very droll-not a lot like him in the pound !!

Geordie -pmsl at you being disappointed his wifes name wasnt Fanny or something:)

(missed your hello this morning had just jumped on for a minute -so xxx back at cha )

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ha-ha, Fanny Cooper, has a ring to it I think Haggis..lol

Dris

hahah -as long as his doughnuts werent like fannies lol

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McMouse

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'

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