born in norfolk and live here

[4getmenot]

i have 12 fingers, webbed feet and im married to my cousin. I cant read of write but i can drive a tractor. So what traits do you have to have to let you live where you do?

[carrust]

Whereabouts in Yorkshire askyourgran?

[joggerjayne]

But seriously, to live here ...

I smoke anything offered by "some bloke in the pub"

I will have relationships with persons of either sex

I never travel further north than London

I live in a flat, because houses are just "so establishment, Daahling"

I don't speak with any of the strange accents displayed around the UK ...

... nor with the utterly ghastly "Sussex accent" you find with some older locals

And ... I take nothing seriously.

[askyourgran]

Pudsey. Leeds home of the bear.

[carrust]

I'm in Sheffield, which is not the home of football at the moment. Saying that, the Owls beat the seagulls on Sat:-))))))))))

[4getmenot]

do you live in a flat jj?

[cc1]

I thought a Norfolk virgin was someone who ran faster than her brother'
I'm starting to regret this move.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, I live in a flat, 4get.

Is that bad ?

[4getmenot]

ha ha cc1. No jj its not bad its just everyone I knew who lived in Brighton lived in flats too. lol

[joggerjayne]

4get ...

If you want to live near the centre, you have to live in a flat. There are plenty of those thin, terraced houses, but if you want anywhere big, it's going to be a flat.

There are some nice houses further out of town, but hey ... I'm not that old yet.

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