Have you ever sent a message in a bottle?

[Bbbananas]

And if you sent one today - what message would you write?

[Bobbisox]

ayone who gets this message..
Do you fancy a p!ss-up and a party
contact me on...0787.......

[DEN53]

HELP !!!

[Sqad]

2pints of semi skimmed please.

[4getmenot]

I'd pop in my cv

[Bbbananas]

Very profound answers so far ......... ;-)

[rinkins]

Please refill and return to........

[Bobbisox]

are you rich or poor???
if your'e rich, giz a ring
if you are poor, sorry so am I

[Bbbananas]

I'd send an SOS to the world...

[zzxxee]

oh its you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wrong person sorry !!!

[Bbbananas]

What? I mean.... Pardon?

[brenda]

If you are a handsome hunk --come up and see me sometime at 14--------?

[joeluke]

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh

[Mary-qeef]

Can someone refill it with meths please.

[looobylooo]

not in a bottle, but we attached a message to a couple of helium balloons years ago and set them free .....
was found by a group of young school children in a forest in germany! ..... :o)

tried it again some time after, to see if we could reach eeeeven further afield ....
was found by someone two streets away ..... o/

[cazzz1975]

a request for their bank details so I can deposit their share of 22 million dollars in their account

[WILLWONKER]

Most times i have gone to the doctors