Your ideal chemical intake for one year

[Answerprancer]

If you had complete control over your intake of chemicals for one year - legal or otherwise, what would it consist of ?

Me: (I've worked it out already) 52 bottles of Teacher's whisky, 52 bags of Taylor's Hot Lava Java coffee, three hundred weight of potatoes, 10 grammes of amphetamine sulphate, 20 large onions, 20 grammes of cocaine (it's a local anaesthetic and I get regular tooth pain), 100 bars of Galaxy chocolate, 5 gallons of frozen orange juice (not from concentrate), a plastic bottle of salt and two large jars of Marmite.

[rowanwitch]

you are never right....thats just so not good if you can't manage all the coffee and chocolate send me some..

[Hopkirk]

I think you should watch your salt intake really.

[cazzz1975]

only 100 galaxys in a year?

[daffy654]

10g of amphetamine and 20g of cocaine sounds like a month supply, not a year ;)
Seriously, i've known people in the past who could consume that in a week or so, i'm amazed they didn't overdose!

[Mosaic]

ooh your poor colon.

[beso]

A small dose of Ayahuasca would be on my list. I was given this once many years ago by a Quechua man in the headwaters of the Napo river in Ecuador.

[20SilkCut]

party at yours then wayne....

[boxtops]

where's chemicals come into this - I thought you meant meths.

[20SilkCut]

excellent - whats your address please wayne ;-)