It is my birthday today

[Fletch_]

and I am going to celebrate it by getting absolutely rat arrised seeing as I have just been dumped by the love of my life.
Anybody care to join me in a little big tipple?

[petal54]

Vodka & coke(which my son reckons I drink all day),have a good one.got the aspirin ready for tomorrow?

[Fletch_]

Have a large one on me petal

[cazzz1975]

happy birthday for tomorrow pasta, hope you have a lovely day xxx

[Fletch_]

Oh dear I may have sounded a bit gay there.
Please excuse me for I not noweth what I say after a few glugs of red wine

[Fletch_]

Max yes I should be down the pub but for some strange reason I feel compelled to stay in and live in a cyber world for the moment

[Fletch_]

You have summed that up perfectly there max

[Fletch_]

I will have it delivered max

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

the trick is to drink so much that the beer tardis arrives.
You just open the pub door and suddenly it's morning and you're in bed.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

yeah....travelling in time/space has its side effects alright ;)

[Fletch_]

I might just have a nice veggie sandwich and rip kurl up in bed with my own company max and mo.
lol you would make a good double team maximum and monimum

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Awww Fletch.
I hope things brighten up for you soon. I know it's horrible to lose someone you love x

[Fletch_]

Have we lost a mad maximus gluttonous here somewhere along the line?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Looks like it. Is that a suspension or something? I'm new at this