Say that again !!

[NoMercy]

Have you ever misheard something that was totally innocent, but sounded inappropriate?

Or vice versa?

I cooked a lasagne for Bobjugs earlier and had some grated cheese on the chopping board. We got into a conversation about how fantastic continental cheese is (my opinion) and how wonderful English cheese is (his opinion). I merely said, "That's a mature cheddar."

He thought I said... "That's half a vagina."

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

lol he needs therapy

[NoMercy]

I concur. Should I call an ambulance?

[lardhelmet]

Obviously got other things on his mind Mojo! Hi NoM - how are you and Bob? Nice cakes btw

[gingejbee]

Or a hearing-aid?

[rowanwitch]

In the words of Alexander the meercat.....don't evens sound same...!!!!

[Fletch_]

I have the utmost respect for myself

[Fletch_]

Oh sorry wrong thread

[NoMercy]

I made an error in the OP. What I'd actually said was, "That's a half fat cheddar."

Which he heard as, "That's half a vagina." lol

Anyhoo, Lardy... we're both good thanks. x