Random Guffs.....

[RainbowPrism]

Ever been on a night out going from pub to pub, you finally make it to the bar as its heaving only to take in a deep breath - of someone else's bottom burp !!! YUK! This happened to me on Saturday night, it was foul !! Whoever delt that one needs to see their GP - it had no end of us urging....awful..bet it was a guy too...for goodness sake hold it in, or go to the loo or better still get outside and gently let it free....

[4getmenot]

eeeeuuugh yer and then you think Oh god I hope people dont think its me, and you know wveryone else is thinking that too lol, and because no-one is saying anything you think its them

[4getmenot]

altough my bloke thinks its funny to f@rt in a shop and walk off makin people think I made the smell

[Answerprancer]

They should instal 'detector' equipment in pubs/bars and employ someone to sit round the back in an office watching monitors, then when someone 'commits the crime' go out into the pub and have a quiet word with them - showing them the video evidence if necessary....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaIpcgtbGeg

(Infra-red fart detection video)

[maggie21]

ooh bey jasus how very disgusting.

[Answerprancer]

LMAO - I think bees see like this all the time, think about that next time you bend to sniff a rose.

[factorfiction]

I hate the ones that smell of rotting cabbage. Yuck!