Mary had a litte lamb .....

[pericat]

But then she put that in the bin too !!

[joggerjayne]

Morning, Peri AJ x

[piggynose]

maybe she was vegetarian

[joggerjayne]

Shame for her boyfriend.

[pericat]

Morning JJ AJ - how's the tomato crop ?

[RATTER15]

There was an old Woman that lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her uterus fell out!

[joggerjayne]

Well, Peri ... apparently tomatoes are "a bit yesterday" ...

... so I'm having to drop the whole tomato thing.

=0(

[Bbbananas]

When it's dead, wash it and rub it with a minted marinade before roasting for the appropriate time. Yum!

[mccfluff]

garlic and rosemary plis

[pericat]

Barbaric - the lot of ewe !!!

[Bbbananas]

Baaa

[DEN53]

Mary Had a Little Lamb
Its Fleece Was White As Snow
20,000 Volts Shot Up Its Bum
and Now Its All A Glow.

[slinky.kate]

what should i have for dinner tonight,lamb chops,lamb mince,lamb curry,sliced lamb in mint sauce,roasted leg of lamb,what about you.

[mccfluff]

tinned toms are wrong!

i want to change my name to knobloch :-)

[Barmaid]

And a variation on Den's

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its elbow
And turned its wool to nylon

I am obviously in a stupid mood today.