Everything happens to me

[Charlie911]

Was gonna save this for if I ever got on DOND but thought I'd tell it here instead.

(Background) Just outside Faversham in kent there is a little village called Oare, okay? Right sit back.

Years ago I was a bus driver and was entering Faverersham. I stopped at the always busy first bus stop and a wholke lot of peole gon on. Bus was well 3/4 full. Then this girl got on, Tinest little short skirt you've ever seen, badly bleached blonde hair and black fishnet tights chewing gum.
"Oare." She said.
As quick as a flash I replied, "I can see what you look like darling but where do you wanna go?"

The whole bus full of people fell about laughing. She threw the money at me with such force... she tried to hit me but I could do nothing but sit there smiling at her. Poor cow!

I swear to you this is a true story. I've told it a few times just hope I haven't repeated it before on here!

[Mosaic]

and this is......everything?

Everything?

Every little thing?