Hair today??

[dilligaf]

After having a full head of hair for the past 59 years it is suddenly thinning and being replaced by superffluous hair in my nasal passages and ears. Even my barber cut my eyebrows for the first time in my life . Why? Am I turning into a warewolf? Dont think so cos I eat garlic with no ill effects and don't go out after midnight. Too dodgy where I live.
How can I reverse this ? Ideas please.

[johntheplamf]

Rub some 'Special' lotion into your scalp, then apply a pair of "borrowed" Nicks, preferably slightly soiled, to the affected area. I do it and i'm not bald.

p.s. It's silver bullets for werewolfs

[beerbelly]

its a popular myth that werewolves cant eat garlic
we can eat it as long as it is in cooked form , we dont like it raw it sort of kills us a bit
anyhow off to watch THE LOST BOYS again ........
must pop in for a bite sometime ...................

[dilligaf]

Thanks johntheplamf. What special lotion? Got enough soiled knicks of my own without borrowing any. Still doesnt work.

Where did beerbelly get that name from. Would love that one, been called it many times.
Thanks but I will still have to spend time plucking hairs out of various orrifices. Any more ideas?

[blueeyedlass]

just grow old gracefully my dear. mmnnn do you have a hairy back????

[honkytonk]

you could always try waxing your nasal passages.

ouch.................. 

[hinge1967]

Stop complaining!!! The barber first trimmed my eyebrows last year, a full 21 years before you suffered the indignity.......I am turning into Dennis Healey before my very eyes!!!

[David H]

Nature has this planned from birth, and at 59 you got away with it, and am now surprised as it didn't creep up on you gradually as mine did at half that age. But as long as nothing else drops off or grows where it shouldn't I'd just live with it, there's no cure for change.