Temple of disappointment.

[carrust]

I recently went to an allotment flower & produce show in a mining village in S Yorks. As is usual,they ran a raffle, & I was notified last night that I'd won third prize. They delivered my prize this lunchtime...it was a food hamper, made up of donations from all the allotment holders & friends.
Well, I've never seen so much rubbish in my life....Tinned potatoes, creamed mushrooms, Netto budget coffee, Safeway basics cuppa soup etc.
I've also had a look at the sell-by dates....half of the stuff is out of date. There's a even Homepride cook in sauce dated 1995!!!
...This could only happen in Yorkshire...
My question is; has anyone on here won something, then found it totally useless, & worshipped at the temple of disappointment like me

[carrust]

I will when you get-off that broomstick..........

[craft1948]

oooh getting a bit personal now aren't we.......

[carrust]

You started it!

[mccfluff]

did you get the super charged turbo broomstick in the end crafty? - the one with the gin holder, i finding mine excellant!

[craft1948]

What I posted was correct.........the remark you made was stupid, you are now saying it was made in jest.....ergo you make stupid jokes.

[carrust]

Why was "only in Yorkshire a stupid remark?". BTW, I'm from Yorkshire!

[craft1948]

carrust I know you're from Yorkshire..........the remark was stupid because it can't be substantiated.. As you may have noticed I am rather protective regarding my home county.

[B00]

Can't believe you're getting seriously tetchy over it craft?

It was a tongue in cheek remark said in jest, nowt to get stroppy about.

[carrust]

I said it for comedy effect craft. Playing up to a stereotype of Yorkshire folk.

eg. How do you sell a Yorkshireman double glazing?

Tell him his kids wont be able to hear the ice cream van.

Lighten up a bit love.

[snags]

''Lighten up a bit love''

^ Do you have a death wish?

;-p

[carrust]

Stop stirring it snags. LOL

[snags]

Keep an eye out for a family size jar of Netto budget coffee smashing through your closed window later tonight...

[ummmm]

lol....

[carrust]

I bet it will be out of date snags. LOL

[craft1948]

Sorry have just come back from hairdressers...............it won't be me as I've never ever been to a Netto..

[snags]

Blue rinse? x

[craft1948]

don't be daft snags.............witches don't have blue rinses. I've just had a couple of inches off, so as to speak.

[carrust]

Blue rinse.

Do you have a death wish snags.......

;-p

[snags]

If craft is doing the murdering, then yes...

[craft1948]

okay snags I give in.......I will apologise to carrust for being arsey......