Another Joke
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
A blonde walked by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just typically like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the length."