jokes about a school

[mollykins]

What jokes can you guys come up with about a school.

I'll give you some details about it; it's made from plastic and cardboard, is white on the outside, only has one floor, only has single glazed windows. (obviously you don't have to include all of those.)

I was trying to think of a joke about teachers wanting to bang their heads agisnt a brick wall, but they can't, because it's not.

[mike11111]

Sorry if I've caused you some despair, Molly, but as an ex-teacher with 25+ years' of service, the above was written from bitter experience.

[mollykins]

Plus we haven't got a head teacher at the moment.

The last one disappeared and the deputy heads and assistant heads are squabbling for the job.

[society]

"the deputy heads and assistant heads are squabbling for the job. "

lol Molls, this is a joke for your collection of school jokes.

[boxtops]

Sounds like an upside down shoebox to me!

[mike11111]

"the deputy heads and assistant heads are squabbling for the job. "

Par for the course in my experience.

[missnemesis]

A school made of plastic and cardboard? What The Funicular kinda school is that?

[mike11111]

A school made of plastic and cardboard? What The Funicular kinda school is that?

A state school

[mollykins]

The walls are made from layers of plastic and compressed cardboard. I don't think they bothered to double glaze it cos the cold comes in through the walls anyway. Most teachers let you leave your coat on.

We have about 4 or 5 assistant and deputy heads for somereason, but no actual head teacher.

[saxy_jag]

With all those people fighting over the headship post, I guess you could say that none of them are going to get it because they can't fight their way out of a paper bag, never mind a cardboard box.