Another bar joke then!

[Andyvon]

Two fat men walk into a bar to have a drink together.

The first one says "Your round mate".
The second one says "Well, so are you, you fat b@st@ard!"

[Jemisa]

Yes OK! Get your coat - - - - -

jem

[MarkRae]

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says, "Is this a joke...?"

[Andyvon]

Coat's on Jemisa. Hat too.

[ELVIS68]

A man approaches a lady in a bar and whispers in her ear, "I'd love to
fill your fanny with Guinness and then drink it all." The woman runs
off to her husband in disgust and tells him what has just happened.

"Aren't you going to sort him out then?" she asks.

"Nah, any man who can drink 25 pints is alright in my book."

[bluebirdino]

is that whats known as *** drinking :-}