any medical problems??

[ethandron]

it's a bit quiet on here, anyone got any medical problems we can sort out this evening?

[Answerprancer]

Yes, I've got non-specific bulboids.

[anneasquith]

no you cant, not without sqad.

[ethandron]

gosh, that sounds awful ap, do you take anything for them?
anneashquiff, we can always have a stab at it without him.

[Mamyalynne]

Eth I just stubbed my big toe, and it is throbbing - shall I bathe it in something??

[ethandron]

yes, the moat later on.

[anneasquith]

ok eth, mammy. gin

[ethandron]

i think the gin would be better inserted into the mouth actually, toes bathed in it rarely do well.

[anneasquith]

ethandron, do you want to take the patients history or make the diagnosis. mamy can be the receptionist,

[maggie21]

i just bit my tongue. :(

[ethandron]

not sure i can be bothered with history, i failed it at gce level.

[ethandron]

maggie, take your dummy out, dip it in something nice and shove it back in.

[anneasquith]

nice what ?

[ethandron]

depends on personal preference really - marmite, syrup, nuts, brandy, polyfiller, hair gel.....

[Mamyalynne]

Gin is working, cheers Hic!

[ethandron]

mamy, trust me, i'm a doctor....

[anneasquith]

no, im a doctor.

[ethandron]

just been bleeped, have to dash and attend an emergency, back later. if in doubt, take 2 paracetamol, put a cold flannel over your face, and strap the affected part up somewhere.

[maggie21]

i just shoved it in the whiskey bottle now its gone all numb ooh boo.will it fall off.

[anneasquith]

you only dash for haemorrhage,and matrons weekly ward visit.