Luckiest man in the world

[RATTER15]

One tramp says to another "I must be the luckiest man in the world" why is that says the other tramp. Well I was walking down the road this morning when I found a £20.00 note! That is very lucky said the 1st tramp, however I think I'm the luckiest man in the world! Why is that said the other tramp.
Well, I was walking along the railway tracks when I found this woman tied to the railway lines, I untied her, took her up the woods and I made love to her all afternoon.

Well, said the other tramp, you certainly are the luckiest man ever!!!, did she give you a ***?
No said the tramp, I couldn't find her head. :-)

[squarebear]

yikes!

[anneasquith]

i dont get the joke !

[RATTER15]

Well, said the other tramp, you certainly are the luckiest man ever!!!, did she give you a bl0w j0b?
No said the tramp, I couldn't find her head. :-)

[mike11111]

I think the astersiks represent a term for oral sex. Does that help?

[anneasquith]

well i get it now, but dont find it funny, sorry.

[askyourgran]

Oh that was sick but funny lol.

[crisgal]

love it!

[Carakeel]

A bit of a sick joke that one Love!