Is Paddy in luck? ----

[Jemisa]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in...

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side.

[Sqad]

LOL

[chelle7272]

lol wouldn't be surprised!

PS I thought this post was going to be about Emmerdale lol

[gsr600]

made me laugh - on a damp depressing day

[chrissa1]

Me too chelle.