What is a cat??

[Jemisa]

What is a cat?


- Cats do what they want.

- They rarely listen to you.

- They are totally unpredictable.

- When you want to play, they want to be alone.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They expect you to cater to their every whim.

- They are moody.

- They leave hair everywhere.

- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.


Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

jem

[RATTER15]

Exactly, that's why I have dogs!! but cats are great for exercising the dogs :-)

[craft1948]

Vermin that craps in your garden, and not their owners............

[carmalee]

sign on my fridge - Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should just get used to the idea.

[Ankou]

aw, i saw a dead one this morning walking to work - obviously been hit by a car earlier this morning.

i phoned the council.

[Ankou]

lol doc, mine perches himself on the hamster cage when we aren't looking.

[Jemisa]

Ankou, - You saw a dead one walking to work??
Clever that, How did you know where it was going??

Jem

[Ankou]

lol, yes i spotted that after i posted !

sadly its entrails were not within so it would have been quite useless in the office today.

[nightmare]

You own a dog.
You know it and so does the dog.
At best, a cat merely condescends to let you provide it with food and shelter.

[carmalee]

dogs have owners, cats have staff

[JDOvengloves]

Kittens are even worse - they use their mums as cushions

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/2889439

[hammerman]

The difference between a dog and cat.

Imagine you're wallpapering a wall in your house and the dog and cat are sitting watching you.

The cat is thinking to itself "i wouldn't do it like that"

Whilst the dog is thinking to itself " i really love you"


Pure class that.

[mccfluff]

not only kittens JD...