'The Stowaway'

[Jemisa]

May be a repeat to you but still fun to read
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>> A beautiful young W London woman was so depressed that she decided to end
>> her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could
>> throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her "You have
>> so much to live for," said the man.
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>> "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you
>> away on my ship. "I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and
>> keep you happy."
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>> With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted
>> to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
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>> That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
>> then on, every night he would bring her sandwiches and make love to
>> her until dawn.
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>> Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
>> inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
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>> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings
>> food and I get a free trip to Europe ."
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>> "I see," the captain says.
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>> "Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me."
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>> "He certainly is", replied the captain. "This is the Woolwich Ferry!"

jem
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[Count-A-Strong]

LOL. I like it!!