I blame Wales.

[Bbbananas]

I've got a cold which has turned to laryngitis. I am managing (just) to croak.

How come, some women with colds sound all gruff & sexy like Mariella Frostrup - whereas I should like Phyllis Pearce after a few mackeson stouts? S'not fair.

I blame Wales.

[McMouse]

I'm reminded of the little boy who visited his grandpa in hospital and said "Grandpa make a noise like a frog". When grandpa asked why the boy said "Grandma said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland"

[zzxxee]

your a lucky sod sounding like phyllis pearce!!!!! when i lost my voice last year i sounded like bernard manning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bbbananas]

I'm not ready to croak just yet, thankfully. And I have been to Disneyland - Euro Disney. Hated it. Never ever again. I almost died on the rocknroller coaster and wet myself at Lil & her 28 year old son on the teacups.

I can however make a very good frog noise. Especially at the moment. ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Reminds me of my Auntie Marge in hospital yet again.

That's not her real name, but we call her that because we can't believe she's not better.

[Bbbananas]

Did I tell you that it hurts to laugh?

But, thanks anyway you lot xxx

[zzxxee]

i bet you sound more like marge simpson salla x

[Bbbananas]

If you can imagine Marj Simpson, crossed with Phyllis Pearce, crossed with Johnny Vegas - that is me today.

Attractive non?