Sqad, write them down and lodge them with a living histories group somewhere...will make a change from the I became a housemaid at 13 and worked my way up to ladies maid etc or I always wanted to be a fighter pilot but became an accountant instead...especially the naughty bits....there are loads of people on here who should do it...Redman is another one....and I suspect lottie has a tale or two to tell...
But I was thinking more of an updated version of Lawrence of Arabia where I got all the women (Lawrence was a homosexual you know), so there would be plenty left for me.............woman that is, not gays.
Be careful mrs Sqad doesn't write her own version...Florence of Arabia....letting slip her disgust at catching you with that rather fetching white camel......