21st

[DEN53]

Its my son's 21st Birthday today - it was 21 years ago today that I was in the delivery room, swearing at anyone that entered the room - I told Mr. Den to f...k off and stop wiping my face with that f....king flannel. When son eventually arrived after being in labour for 48 hours - they said would you like us to place him on your tummy so that you can bond with him - I said NO, bring him back when he is ready for school....................

I know love him to bits...................ha ha ha

well thats if he brings my car back on one piece after his weekend away in Liverpool.....

[DEN53]

^^now^^^ that should read.

[DEN53]

^^ in ^^ one piece.

[CuteToni]

Congrats! I always laugh when they portaray childbirth in t.v. and film as so easy... I helped my sister in law when she gave birth and it was NOT nice! xoxo

[benny3008]

happy birthday to your son, its my mates 21st today aswell. :-) party tonight, gunna be awesome! hope your son is having a cracking day.

[ttfn]

Bless you Den - nothing like the maternal instinct is there? You have made me smile though;o) I hope he has a lovely time - he probably will! Gratitude or what - pushing off for the weekend - perhaps he remembers the delivery room too ☺

[DEN53]

Bernie - my son and 8 mates havhttp://www.cream.co.uk/cream/cream-celebra
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gone to this venue in Liverpool

they are staying overnight in a hotel and he has taken my car as his car had a tyre blow out last night.

Have a good time tonight at your mate's 21lst.

[DEN53]

http://www.cream.co.u...E2%80%99s-at-the-top/


oops - try again

[DEN53]

ttfn - he was 2 weeks overdue - and even now he is late for everything and keeps everybody waiting.......

cuteToni - ha ha, I know what you mean about t.v. I laugh when the baby comes out looking really clean and about 2 months old.......

[Iinvisible]

That's made me laugh! Did you really say that to the midwife? Tee Hee!
Like I've said before, I had painless childbirth (except the last half hour pushing bit) and didn't utter a word or a sound throughout. Bizarre! lol

[zzxxee]

happy 21st to your son Den x

[DEN53]

Invisible - I said that and a lot more that I dare not repeat on here.

Thanks zzxxee. xx

[karenmac60]

When my daughter was born I asked 'what kind is it?' :)

[zzxxee]

when pregnant with daughter number one the midwife came round to discuss my birthplan, She asked what pain relief i would like i just told her "put all the drugs you have on the table when i scream for them give me the fooking lot "!!!!!