I'm cooking salmon and jumbo prawn paella. I would love to put some calamari and other stuff in it, but my mother is a complete wuss. I will serve it with some lemon wedges on top and some nice chilled white wine.
He's upstairs watching DVD's. He's just phoned me to ask if we have eggs. I said no but I'll be going to the supermarket shortly so I'll get him something. He told me to send the boys to get eggs....when I said they had gone he said 'forget the eggs, I want sex then' ...lol