Handbags

[Answerprancer]

Be aware, be very aware ! It's the 'witching hour'.

ps. Mike, the witty repartée may continue, just try to see my hidden depths once the handbag-merchants are dealt with ...ok ?

Nb. --> :-) <--- means "not to be taken too seriously"


:-)

[Jan1957]

I have my hand on my handbag as we speak!

[Answerprancer]

...I have this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVAdY_CtSl0

on my 'clipboard' ready to pounce !

[mike11111]

This is getting boring. If I don't see a handbag soon I'm going to bed!

[Answerprancer]

... I smell faux vinyl and warm leatherette ...they're he-yerrrr (Poltergeist style) !

[Jan1957]

Not spotted anything yet but I will just get another vodka and that will help.

[Answerprancer]

Aagh - just had a decent fill (three strong beers and half a bottle of wine) and that mention of vodka has just got me wanting to look for more ! (just off to warm up some pasta)

[mike11111]

"faux vinyl and warm leatherette"Just how poncy can you get?

[stewey]

Is this an English game? Is one allowed to show up with an etui, a purse, a wallet, a fanny-pack, a shopping bag; or does it really have to be a handbag?........Just curious.

[Mamyalynne]

I hate to say this for fear of being shot down, but I bought a fake dolce and gabbana handbag at the charity shop last week, at least the money is going to a good cause.

[Answerprancer]

Hi Stewey.
"fanny-pack" ? we call them "bum bags" over here.
In the UK "fanny" means women's parts (not 'bottom'), just fyi :-)

We get spammed by 'disposable username' far-eastern handbag sales-people around this time.

[mike11111]

Purse, wallet and shopping bag are fine. With regard to etuis and fanny-packs you will need to consult our resident expert AP, who is currently unavailable due to his warming up some cold pasta. We pre-colonials are not familiar with those terms. (p.s. having tentatively dipped my toes into the chill waters of transatlantic English, can I remind you that the word "fanny" has a slightly more rude connotation this side of the pond than it does yours.

[Answerprancer]

Mamya, it was a good cause and not lining the pockets of dodgy online scammers - good onya, as they say downunder !

[stewey]

Goodnight, guys and girl. Been fun talking to you.

[mike11111]

Me an all. Pity i'm not a woman, else i could slip out for a quiet Queef.

[Answerprancer]

Oi Stewey ! Don't bugger off ya coward - it's only 9.30pm !

[Answerprancer]

Looks like we are to be spared from our late night handbag spamming session this time. Nighty night Mike and anyone else, à bientôt :-)