Take the advice of Butch.
Shave it off,then paste onto your chin as a beard.
Buy a canary and attach it to your shoulder.
Learn to say Ahaa-rgh and nobody will be able to tell the difference.
That'll look sound Molly. Great link cazzz -I was just thinking pleats (plaits -I dont know if pleats are just a Scottish thing) which wouldnt have been easy with layered hair.
That you sorted them Molls?
I think a few plaits will look good because the ends of the layers will poke out, making it look scruffy, like a pirate, but i won't do it on all my hair though.