A Real Man Is......

[Jemisa]

A Real Man is....

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let
her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without
fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most
intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in
the room and will
enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No, wait!

Sorry, I'm thinking of wine. That's what wine does.
Never mind!

jem

[Barmaid]

And wine NEVER leaves the loo seat up.

[Mr_Benn]

And he always wears a snazzy bowler hat.

Glass of pinot griggio please Jem

[NoMercy]

But wine is no good for snuggling up to at night. Wine can't be booted out of bed in the morning to go and make you a cup of tea. ;-)

[Jemisa]

EDDIE -- Behave!!!

[Barmaid]

So you've never taken a bottle and a couple of cats to bed then NoM?!!!!!!!

[NoMercy]

I'm allergic to cats. I did once take a cheese and pickle sandwich to bed. I've no recollection of actually making said sandwich, but woke up to find it on my pillow, minus a bite..

[TTG]

I agree with the items jem in the question...it's very true that a real man is all those things...as long as the woman appreciates it.

Regarding that last bit about wine. Sorry you are still having man troubles. Hope it's sorted soon!

[Barmaid]

lol and I have absolutely no recollection whatsoever of Saturday night - were it not for the fact that people keep phoning me to see if I am OK (had a bit of an accident with my head and a concrete block!).

Actually though, your argument has merits - cats can't make tea. Yet.

[NoMercy]

I don't even like Cheese and Pickle, but it was just a one off. I didn't mean anything...

[NoMercy]

I've never been to bed with a chicken vindaloo, I must admit.

Was it hot?

[DaisyNonna]

A real man is a figment of a woman's imagination

[wolf63]

Does a REAL man wear pink shirts?






A REAL man wears whatever his wife damn well tells him to wear.



I am off to bed with two cats and a bottle of 7up-free. Such an exciting life I lead.

Susan and the kitties from hell.