Just gonna have my tea/dinner, can't be bothered to spend ages prepairing so we'll have Tesco's steak pies, new pots, beans,sliced tomato's. Yoghurts for afterwards.
Later in the evening I'm planning to eat a whole bag of Smoked Maccadamia nuts.
Fillet of rat and a mildewed potato, 'cos I'm old and can't get any benefits as they've all been given to foreigners, unmarried teenage mothers &c (cue AOG). For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not being serious (sometimes you have to spell it out on here).
cazzz - chicken wrap? is that with a cape on? Al - you must be joking? mazie - they were already dead - what size freezer have you? Cannot be bothered today - cooked last night - you should have seen the washing up!