Glastonbury '12 to be axed because all the portaloos are needed for the Olympics

[sandyRoe]

Shouldn't the suppliers of these necessities deal with regular customers first? There won't be another Olympics here for 60 years or more.

[Answerprancer]

I heard they were about to investigate the situation but worked out that they'd have nothing to go on. (boom boom)

2012 would line up with one of the gap years they have now and then anyway - gives the land a chance to recover.

[Count-A-Strong]

Not quite accurate
http://www.contactmus...over-olympics_1173589

[sandyRoe]

I know. But we don't want a little thing like the facts getting in the way of a good story.

[Count-A-Strong]

Good luck with that Daily Mirror interview ;-)

[moonraker558]

Sounds a load of 5hite to me!

[dotty.]

tut, the penny just dropped

[boxtops]

The farmer whose fields it's in says he's really looking forward to being able to have a summer holiday this year.

[jaydah]

If you've seen the pit in Slumdog, the G'bury site has 6 twenty times larger causing pollution to environment.

[ummmm]

Got my tickets for 2011...yaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!