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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had got suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F--- you!’ Then he turned to his bride
and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm out of here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this man goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge, he makes the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had got suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F--- you!’ Then he turned to his bride
and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm out of here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this man goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge, he makes the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
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