The Marriage >>>

[Jemisa]

> Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well,
> they decided to get married.
>
> One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
> > The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
>
> The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
> > The wedding was lovely.
>
> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
> 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'
>
> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
>
>
>
> Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to
> hurt!!!!!!
>
>
>
>
> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
>
>
> ........... ............. ...............
>
> Oh for goodness sake.... Laugh, or at least groan.
> Life's too short not to enjoy...
> Even these silly ....little
> cute................ And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!!

jem

[boxtops]

I'll email that one to my mates in the morning!

[Jemisa]

Enjoy. - boxtops. - xx

[whiskeryron]

jemisa, we're obviously on the same wavelength, I thought it was brill. Ron x

[lumination]

lol very good!