I went to the doctor this morning

[dustypuss]

He said that I had middle age spread . Yipeeeeee I going to live to be 104 yrs old !

Would you like to know the time and date that you are going to depart this mortale coil

[craft1948]

Last time I was admitted to hospital the doctor asked how many years I'd been a smoker. When I replied "48" he said "No not how old are you"..........I could have kissed him.

[rowanwitch]

Why not...could at least plan properly have the pish up before I die and spend every last penny and then some.... and just to be contrary kill myself the week before just to prove it wrong

[Kidd72]

I'm not departing with anything that sounds that disgusting ;-)

not sure I'd like to make it to be 104 though... I'd be dribbling more than now.

[MarkRae]

> I'm not departing with anything that sounds that disgusting ;-)

I think the OP probably means 'shuffle off' rather than 'depart'...

[Kidd72]

thank you for clearing that up Markrae, ive never spoke to Dustypuss before, good to know he has a coil to cling onto and a bill of good health.

[dustypuss]

http://www.big-belly....ages/Photo-BigGut.jpg

Love handles or what!

[Kidd72]

is it twins or triplets ?

[dustypuss]

Quads !

[Kidd72]

wel I didn't want to be cheeky. :-)

[jackles]

only if its going to be in 30 years and not next week.

[society]

Doc, in that case we all will be going too.