I Failed

[lindylou16]

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked.

I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer.

[craft1948]

oops lol......

[mike11111]

Don't be silly! That's only dual tasking. You should have added that you were smoking a joint and having sex at the same time. You would have got the job!

[lindylou16]

Hey I failed my last interview because i couldn't spell "Armageddon", they acted like it was the end of the world.

[mike11111]

You still can't spell it. It's 2 gs and one d.

[lindylou16]

Hate your job? There is a support group for that, it's called EVERYONE and they meet at the pub.

[mike11111]

Apologies re your spelling. You are correct. Just was the double dd and lapsed into Welsh mode. Been out in the valleys with the sheep too long today.

[NazNomad]

You mean, "Been out in the valleys with the sheep too long today, isn't it".?

[keithlbw]

You mean, "Been out in the valleys with the sheep too long today, isn't it Boy-o"

[mike11111]

Sorry. Was doing shorthand. There's lovely, now!