He is very down any ideas?

[lindylou16]

He is depressed because he has been having trouble finding a girl friend. Well the final straw was yesterday, he went shopping in Tesco and bought some condoms.
When he was at the self service check out and put them through the scanner the machine said in a loud voice "Unexpected item in bagging area". Where does he go from here?
I know this was a co-incidence but he is very upset.

[jno]

not even going to ask what he wants condoms for if he hasn't got a gf, as the machine has asked it first.

[B00]

You'e one werid little thing aren't ya lindy?

[lindylou16]

My brother needs the help!! I am not weird Boo.

I've been in the cell's all night, i got caught eating five banger's, two rocket's an air bomb and a Cathrine wheel!

Police let me off this morning.

[B00]

Har de ha ;-)

[yogi-bear]

Give him a portion of spam......always cheers me up :0)......and agree with Boo, lindy male bloke.....you are a bit odd, ain't cha?

[ludwig]

Tell him to keep his *** up.

[anneasquith]

lol.lindy.

[TTG]

Tell him to go to a few pub gigs.

[Rodge2]

You should consider a career as a stand up comedian. Lindy, I mean.

[Coldicote]

The loud voice saying 'Unexpected item in bagging area' may have been nothing to do with his 'purchase' (for the want of a better word). It said that to me once - the unexpected item was my shopping bag I had placed there in readiness.

[ludwig]

They've starred out my answer which besides ruining the joke makes it look alot ruder than it actually was.
The word was P...E...C..K..+ E R

[boxtops]

LOL ludwig, I was inferring all sorts of things into your first answer!

[juandelacruz]

Poor blighter. I think the machine had detected something, maybe bought from another store, which was in his pocket or personal bag. It doesn't scan articles in the basket that haven't been paid for - why would it? "Unexpected" is polite for "could have been nicked". Find him a girl Lindy,who can't find a boy-friend - no matter who you are or what, there's someone for you - and more than one too.