What annoys you

[hopalong]

People who tell a long story then say 'Now to cut a long story short'

Or When someone asks if they told you about a cetain person or something that happened.  Then you say yes you told me but they tell you again anyway and excpect you to laugh again

[ezapf]

Oh I love that list. Not every item on it would upset me but no.116 certainly would! What were they thinking???

[Piper-AK]

I hate:
- when my mum says oh you wont guess what's happened to such and such.  I tell her I have no idea who such and such are.  She insists on telling me how I should know them, agrees with me eventually that I don't and then goes on about whatever it is that has happened to them.  Normally they're dead, so I'll never meet them anyway.
-the phrase �with all due respect� because it basically means they think nothing of you.

-that annoying advert on cable where the guy looks sad over his debts as a voiceover tells you about them.  Then his girlfriend comes and sits by him looking incredibly sad over the debts too.  As the voiceover reaches the climax of the ad, i.e. how said debts can get better, they both start looking more and more cheerful. Grrrrr

-Alannis Morrisette�s song �Ironic� because not one thing in it is ironic � it�s just all a bit of bad luck.  How ironic.  This is just part of the general hatred I have for people who don�t know the difference between irony and sarcasm but insist on using variations of �ironic� anyway.

-Bernardo in his 47nd posting on this thread, point 100, for only hating people who say �Van Gof� and not mentioning those who say �Van Go� who are ten times worse. 

-People who pile their plates ten foot high in those all-you-can-eat-for-a-fiver places.  YOU CAN GO BACK TO GET MORE YOU KNOW!!!!!

-Again, Bernardo, point 123.  Never mind spelling, I hate the way Americans say �Aloominum�  It is al-u-min-ium.  You wouldn�t say calcum or millenum, you�d say calcium and millennium, so just stop it.


-When you try to rip of a few sheets of loo roll for your nose, but only a thin strip of the sheets comes off, the rest staying firmly attached to the roll.  I realise no-one else will know what I am on about, but I had to get it off my chest.

[simsfreq]

The sainsbury's advert with the reciept which thinks it is a bill.

[c00ky83]

183 (or whatever):  People who give answer no. 58!

[billyshears]

Bernado. Fantastic.