I've just turned down Zac Goldsmith!

[NoMercy]

He asked me back to his place, but I'm a bit tired tonight.

This is the thread where you get to lie through your fingertips. I will be marking someone as "best answer"

;-)

[tiggerblue10]

I hate cats!

[NoMercy]

J'adore vino de mesa! ;-)

[Buenchico]

I'm too thick to notice when someone has mixed up French and Spanish in a single sentence.

[Mamyalynne]

I am Matron, hic!!

[jaydah]

George Michael is masquerading as my plumber, dont tell the paps.

[NoMercy]

Okay, me gusta vino de mesa!

[China Doll]

Bacon rolls are just so overrated, I hate them.

[vulcan]

This is the best thread we've ever had.

[NoMercy]

Vulcan, you're supposed to lie ;-)

I know what you mean, China. Same goes for curry.

[tiggerblue10]

Chocolate is disgusting.

[China Doll]

On the plus side, I just can't get enough of irish stew and I really fancy some bolied pig with heaps of cabbage for dinner tomorrow.

[zzxxee]

I am spartacus

[starone]

Who's Zac Goldsmith?