affairs have you...

[gina32]

ever had one and how did it pan out

[jackthehat]

Sort of.....
Once.......
It didn't...........thank goodness.

[starone]

Nearly, once - I thought he was very handsome and then I found out he was gay. Not much good to me then.

[redman41]

No problems BOO ! Have been married before and this time it's the real thing, believe me ! Have been around the bonking circuit enough times to know when the right person turns up !

[mccfluff]

i've already told your xbox and its leaving you and coming to live with me

[mccfluff]

wanna bet?

[rowanwitch]

His farts do not smell lovely...he snores.... but I have a somewhat stricter moral code now...would leave someone first rather than be unfaithful... it's the learning from experience thing...I was in my 20's the last time with a gay husband and in the middle of a breakdown....however he betrayed me with three scandinavian birds this morning...that might take some forgiving

[B00]

Lovely to hear rowan and red, I wasn't getting at you, far from it, i think you're both sweet. I was just looking at it from the angle of you're both newly in love, everythings all shiny aspect.

[ChuckFickens]

Never had one....

Open to offers though!

[mccfluff]

how you doing...

[gina32]

boo, loved it lol

[joeluke]

Several, life's for living but the sh1t sure hits the fan when your OH finds out

Last one I had went on for 18 months and she turned out to be a first class bunny boiler, caused me some serious grief

[Zeuhl]

Last one resulted in OH trying to blind me in chilli and bleach attack.

Totally ruined the sofa.

So I've learned my lesson - will be much more careful in future :-)
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[joeluke]

Chilli and bleach?

Was that with chips or mash?

[Zeuhl]

Well I thought I'd had my chips!

Very nasty combination really; the chilli hurts like hell, you can't see to find the nearest shower or similar; and you just know the bleach isn't doing your eyes much good.

o well. She's a passionate woman what can i say?
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[joeluke]

Why do women always want to know everything that went on?

When?
Where?
How many times?

[Zeuhl]

Yes.

Really nosey.

How many times? How was it? Did you use protection?

Blimey! Bit intrusive.

I'd got over that stage, but lady in question used a different name for emails so when OH found some incriminating papers she suddenly got the idea there were two on the go.

That's what set her off.
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