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Daisy
Little 5 year old Daisy, sees a group of workmen turn up next door to build a house.
She takes an interest and starts to talk to them. The builders, with hearts of gold, adopt her as their site mascot. After a week they present her with a pink hard hat & gloves. Even a wage packet with £5.
"Goodness!", says mummy, smiling, "Are you working there next week as well?"
Daisy replies: "I think so mummy, provided those w***ers at Jewsons deliver the f****** bricks."
She takes an interest and starts to talk to them. The builders, with hearts of gold, adopt her as their site mascot. After a week they present her with a pink hard hat & gloves. Even a wage packet with £5.
"Goodness!", says mummy, smiling, "Are you working there next week as well?"
Daisy replies: "I think so mummy, provided those w***ers at Jewsons deliver the f****** bricks."
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