LOL. Seeing as Canada is geographically much larger than the USA, have you ever thought of marching south and reclaiming her Majesty's renegade colonies for the Motherland? Don't think the cheese-eating surrender monkeys (slang for French) will put up much of a fight. This could be a Tea Party with a difference!
Mike, that reminds me of an episode in the "Goon Show" when the Scots invaded England by marching north over the North Pole, descending southbound over the South Pole, struggling north, landing in Southhampton , and catching the English unawares and generally running amok...you'd have to hear it:)