Bernardo

[Andy008]

Can you describe yourself in explicit detail?

Go on, I've had a bad week and I need cheering up.

[Octavius]

Very short, bald but with a ginger comb-over, wears yellow a lot, with a bowler hat with a flower in, and has six fingers on one hand.  Often seen carrying custard pies and tripping over his own feet.  A complete monster raving loony......

[VINNY100_2]

Bernardo actually posted his picture on here holding his grandson ...nothing like octavius descibes...which was a bit of a ...shock(:)but good imagination octavius(:)

[Robinia]

Er Vinny wasn't it his nephew? - I think grandson might be a shock for Bernardo.

[VINNY100_2]

ooops sorry Bernardo,.....Robinia on the ball as usual(:)

[bernardo]

8537 years old, 8537 feet tall, with 8537 legs, luminous green hair, purple elbows, and with occasional relapses of subcutaneous parasitic buffalo syndrome.

[kaktus]

What on earth is buffalo syndrome Bernardo?

[Artemis]

kaktus. Don't ask, he might answer. But I'm sure custard will come into the equation.

[Artemis]

ps. We'll have to stop meeting like this.

[kaktus]

yes Artemis I know ;)

You're probably right, I'm not sure I'm up for an explanation about custard buffaloes

[Octavius]

Bernardo, I am very sorry to hear that.

kaktus - assuming it is not the 'buffalo hump' that Bernardo is referring to, fat buffalo syndrome causes pernicious parturitions, feet tumefaction and incidence of uterine and vaginal prolapses.