not too smutty ?

[anneasquith]

hi have a friend who is "a bit down " any short text*s i can send them, not too smutty please. tia

[DTCwordfan]

What's the other meaning of "Clip Clop, Clip Clop, ----Bang?"

A drive-by shooting in Norfolk.

[redcrx]

did you see what Tyrone and Molly got for Christmas?

A jack-in-a-box

[ttfn]

Depends on one's definition of smutty I expect anne. I hope your friend is on the 'up' again soon. These 2 are ancient - so am I ;o)

2 peanuts walking down the street - 1 was a salted

Mary had a little clock
She swallowed it one day
Now she takes Epsom Salts
To pass the time away

[alexanderd]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a crown
she didnt get that for carrying water

[denis567]

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bare

[magicmerlin]

Mary had a little pig
She could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path
And kicked it's little c**t in

[whiskeryron]

Jack & Jill went up the hill
Just like a pair of linnetts
Jill came down with half a crown
They'd only been up there two minutes

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
Looking all blue and forlorn
But it wasn't a spider who sat beside her
It was little boy blue with the horn

[lankeela]

Lol at magicmerlin.