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R1Geezer | 14:27 Thu 25th Nov 2010 | Phrases & Sayings
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

Paddy ordered a whisky.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back and said

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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and this is a phrase or a saying?
14:28 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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lol...

Hey jno...he nearly got it in jokes :-)
14:30 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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no one uses the sub categories!
14:45 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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Hey R1Geezer......I do.
15:36 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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Welcome back, you ole geezer! ;-)
15:39 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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They do Geezer...
13:53 Fri 26th Nov 2010

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