a) you said you had lost everything. I imagined Ash giving you one lol. Say hi to him by the way. Bird is perky. Mum thinks your ex is a mad chavvy *** who needs a slap.
a) was just bout to txt u I don't have them honest guv xx
b) morning ladies hope everyone had a good night and got home safely. Now where s my telly buttons cant find them any where! (verbatim btw as doesn't do txtspk)