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A Wiltshire yokel got married
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and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm. He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel. Checking in he said "Me and the new Wife would like to hire your best room for a week" "Certainly sir" replied the receptionist. "Would you like the Bridal"? The yokel looked a bit uncertain, then said "Naw, reckon not, a'll just hang onto her ears 'til a get the hang of it"
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