Mouse

[marval]

An elderly couple had a room in which they kept a couple of food bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts.

They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one evening before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps, one by the bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.

During the night they heard a trap snap. The old gentleman got up to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.

On returning to bed his wife asked, "Well did we catch him by the apples?"
The old gentleman replied, "Nope, try again."

[NazNomad]

There's one running around in my attic now. Traps set, waiting for the 'SNAP'.

I'll save the fur for Pinki ... it'll do one digit of the glove she's after.

[Answerprancer]

I think mice are rather nice.
Their tails are long, their faces small
They haven't any chins at all.
Their ears are pink, their teeth are white,
They run about the house all night.

They nibble things they shouldn't touch
And no one seems to like them much.
But I think mice are nice.

[jaydah]

the only mouse in my house
has no legs or toes
it wheels around my mouspad
on and on it goes

travelling in a virtual globe
it opens a life unknown
for me to explore and new pals to know
its the nicest pet I own