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The Italian Job!
> >Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your
> >House.'
> >
> >He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to
> >know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a
> >gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
> >sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
> >will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterward, you are going to draw me a
> >bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
> >robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
> >going to dress me and comb my hair?'
> >
> >His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The f***in' funeral director would be my first
> >guess.'
> >
> >House.'
> >
> >He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to
> >know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a
> >gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
> >sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
> >will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterward, you are going to draw me a
> >bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
> >robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
> >going to dress me and comb my hair?'
> >
> >His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The f***in' funeral director would be my first
> >guess.'
> >
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