What can I do?

[NoMercy]

He keeps guffing on my leg in bed....

[NoMercy]

Red, his car looks like a Baghdad blitz anyway. I don't think some carelessly discarded cosmetics could possibly make it look any worse. ;-)

I was just wondering, with all this cold weather and all... if farts would take longer to dissipate once they've been emitted?

[NoMercy]

Personally, I cannot take the risk, and thus I've decided to stay home this weekend.

[ClaireBare]

LOL! did you get your laptop fixed ? i'm sitting in the dark as power cut again. am goin to have to logoff and conserve remaiming battrey. xx

[NoMercy]

My laptop has gone to 'puter heaven I'm afraid. I'll look at getting a new one in the new year. x

[mrs_overall]

It could be worse....at least he hasn't done a "follow through"....yet lol

[mccfluff]

poor hot coffee over his head :-)

[ummmm]

Martin does worse :-(

I just slap him :-)

[NoMercy]

Fluffy, if he thought there was a chance I'd bring him coffee in bed, he'd let even more go. These men are all the same.

Ummm... you have my sympathy. :-(

Mrs O, the day he does that, I'm taking out a restraining order!

[mrs_overall]

There is an old saying:

Once you are over 40, never trust a fart

[starone]

It's your own fault - what are you giving him to eat? You know we are what we eat and that's why he's being so obnoxious.

[piggynose]

whats the big deal? dont most honest men admit to farting in bed? i always have a box of matches at the ready when i let one rip, my bird´s not too keen. but at least the smell gets quickly disguised. if it gets out of hand. i usually go to the spare room.