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Bernard Matthews' family is said to devastated after reading the will.
He only left a poultry amount.
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Thank god I wont have to put up with all these Bernard Matthews jokes and *** puns.
I'm off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
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Bernard Matthews' wife says to her kids "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is your dad's dead....but the good news is.......we've got roast beef for tea!"
He only left a poultry amount.
______
Thank god I wont have to put up with all these Bernard Matthews jokes and *** puns.
I'm off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
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Bernard Matthews' wife says to her kids "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is your dad's dead....but the good news is.......we've got roast beef for tea!"
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