Insomniac's Limmerick

[Khandro]

I couldn't sleep last night and as I lay awake I composed the following;

A fat lady who lived in Vancouver
Went round her house with a Hoover
As she cleaned by the door
She slipped on the floor
And no one could lift her or moove 'er.

What do you think?

[boxtops]

Nice one - here's another one on the cleaning theme.....


There was a young man from Khartoum
Who swept up his floor with a broom
The bristles came off
He started to cough
And dust flew all over the room

[jd_1984]

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail on a most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said “Small Medium at Large

[Khandro]

Both very good! One of my favourites is;

While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model was perched up a ladder,
Her position, said Titian,
Calls for some cohesion,
So he nipped up the ladder and had her.