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Top 10 excuses for not having a TV licence
1. “A pigeon fell down the chimney and broke the aerial so I have bad reception”
2. “My 11-year-old son must have bought the TV during the night. It wasn't there when I went to bed”
3. "My payment card's been stuck in the washing machine so I can't pay"
4. “I've not paid due to my shop only accepting £5 and £10 notes and I haven't got any of those”
5. “I've not been making payments as a baby magpie flew into my house and I had to stay in and feed it until it was ok”
6. “I only use the TV to keep the horses company and one of them is blind so I should only pay half if I have to pay at all”
7. “I can’t get the TV out of the box – can you help me?”
8. “My dog that watches it when I'm at work to keep him company - not me”
9. “My mum told me to tell you she’s not in”
10. “I've not bought a licence as I dreamt I didn’t have to and the saying is you've to follow your dreams”
2. “My 11-year-old son must have bought the TV during the night. It wasn't there when I went to bed”
3. "My payment card's been stuck in the washing machine so I can't pay"
4. “I've not paid due to my shop only accepting £5 and £10 notes and I haven't got any of those”
5. “I've not been making payments as a baby magpie flew into my house and I had to stay in and feed it until it was ok”
6. “I only use the TV to keep the horses company and one of them is blind so I should only pay half if I have to pay at all”
7. “I can’t get the TV out of the box – can you help me?”
8. “My dog that watches it when I'm at work to keep him company - not me”
9. “My mum told me to tell you she’s not in”
10. “I've not bought a licence as I dreamt I didn’t have to and the saying is you've to follow your dreams”
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