A young reported for his first day of work.

[McMouse]

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the office." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

[carlton23]

Very true,lol

[mollykins]

Oi . . . . i'm at college and FYI I have to clean at my house and at cadets, although at cadets I'm in charge of a group so only have to do something when we're short of people . . . . does that mean i'll fail college cos I can clean???

[squarebear]

It's a joke Molly......

[ChuckFickens]

No, it means you've got to forget how to clean before you leave.

[factor-fiction]

... I think molly was joking too.

[redcrx]

yes, Molly, there is a direct link between the ability to clean and the ability to pass exams.

Thats why student digs are always carpetted with old takeaway cartons.

Youll learn this in yr 2

[mike11111]

Wouldn't bank on it, Factor.

[mollykins]

Hiya factor, the fool of a biology teacher predicted me a D, but in the two end of unit tests we did, I got high Bs . . .

[dotty.]

was he meaning a D grade or another D?

[craft1948]

So you teacher was so stupid he managed to educate you suffuciently for a grade B.....

[society]

Tell her, Crafty...

[mollykins]

I was predicted a D overall about three weeks ago, but this last week, we did an end of topic test for both units, and I got 2 Bs. The odd thing was that I got 26/30 on both of them, and so did this other guy (sat at the other end of the room may I add), which was the highest out of the class for either test!

[dotty.]

joint highest then

[mike11111]

High Bs. That's what happens when they forsake the nectar for the Charlie. Can't wait to buy my next jar of honey.